My younger brother just turned
twenty-two. What do you give a
strapping Italian male who acts like he’s eighty and desperately tries to
subvert his birthday each year?
Why, you give him biscotti.
Well, first you stalk him until he gives you
his new address. You say that he’s
only making it harder on himself.
That he’s prolonging the inevitable. That he might as well just give up, give out the goods,
and get it over with. (And then you promise that you won’t mail anything too ridiculous.)
Sending something edible tends to be a good
idea in a delicate scenario such as this one. I have had these cookies on my “t0-make” list. But I pictured a giant eye roll at
the sight of a box of snickerdoodles.
So I settled in on biscotti.
And I’ll be honest. I wasn’t sold on these guys when I
first made them. I had to bake
them for so much longer than the recipe said, such a long time that I thought I
sent the poor souls to an early grave.
But the next morning, I noticed an almost
breakfast toast quality to them.
Like a piece buttered and scattered with cinnamon sugar. With a little more of a snap.
The toasted sugars from the second baking,
once cooled, deepened the cookie and mellowed its spices. And, when dunked into a
cup of coffee with a little cream, it offered about as much comfort as any
cookie can. So much so, that I made another
batch this weekend.
This time, I just halved the hazelnuts and chopped the figs by hand, instead of blending some of
the fruit and nuts in a food processor as the recipe originally suggested. It resulted in a sliced cookie that was
a little shaggier, a bit homier, but with a fig and hazelnut flavor that was
more pronounced. Either way, they
promise a toasty gingersnap presence that will warm the souls of cranky old men.
So, little brother, I hope you didn’t give
out a decoy address. And if you
did, I wish whoever is living in apartment 11C to be as old-souled as you are. Make your birthdays be filled with
biscotti for years and years to come.
XOXO
Hazelnut Fig Biscotti
Adapted from Smitten Kitchen by way of The Babbo Cookbook
Ingredients:
1 cup of whole hazelnuts
8 large Turkish (dried) figs, cut into small bite-sized
pieces
¾ stick unsalted butter, softened
¼ cup granulated sugar, plus a few extra
tbsp for dusting the dough
¼ cup plus 2 tbsp dark brown sugar, lightly packed
2 eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp almond extract
grated zest of a medium-sized orange
1¾ cup plus 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
¼ tsp baking soda
½ tsp kosher salt
1 tsp ground cinnamon
¼ tsp grated nutmeg
¼ tsp ground cloves
3-4 cardamom pods, smashed, shelled removed, and seeds ground (a scant ¼ tsp ground)
dash of ground ginger
1 egg white
Instructions:
To prepare the hazelnuts
Before you do anything, you’ll want to
remove the skins of the hazelnuts.
(I suppose you could leave them on, but a birthday is as good a reason as
any to spend the extra time and skin them.) Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Place the hazelnuts on an ungreased cookie sheet and toast
them until you can smell them and their skins start to crack. Remove the skins by placing the hot
nuts in a dish towel and rubbing them together. You’ll get about eighty percent of the skins off and
will have to spend a little time removing the rest (it’s okay if you can’t get
the final few off, just leave them out). Then slice the hazelnuts in half.
To make the biscotti
In a bowl of an electric mixer, cream the
butter and sugars until light and fluffy; add the eggs, one at a time. Add in the extracts and grated zest and
stir with a rubber spatula until well incorporated.
In a medium bowl, sift the flour, baking
powder, baking soda, salt, and spices.
Slowly beat the dry ingredients into the butter mixture, until
the majority of the flour has been well incorporated. Remove the bowl from the mixer stand and add in the fig pieces and sliced hazelnuts and stir until well combined (there should not be any flour still visible). The dough will be fairly firm and will
be heavily studded with nuts and fruit.
Wrap it in plastic wrap and chill it until firm (about an hour).
After about 45 minutes, preheat the oven to
325 degrees and grease a cookie sheet with butter. Whip an egg white with a wire whisk until foamy. When the
dough is ready, roll the dough out on a floured surface until it is roughly the
length of your cookie sheet and about five inches wide (you can do this gently with your hands). Place the dough log on your cookie
sheet, brush it with the egg white (you’ll have some leftover), and then scatter
generously with sugar. Bake for
20-45 minutes (the recipe said 20, but it seems to need a bit longer: for me it was closer to 45 minutes). Once the log turns golden brown, is
firm to the touch, and starts to crack: it’s ready.
Let it fully cool and then slice the
biscotti on a bias into roughly ½ inch slices.
Lay the slices sideways on the cookie sheet and cook them at 250
degrees until they turn a deeper brown, crisp up, become completely dried
out. (This took me about an hour.)
You’ll probably want to start checking after 30 minutes and turn the
cookies over from time to time so that they brown evenly on both sides. Allow them to cool fully, ideally
overnight.
Makes 15-20 cookies
Notes:
-I’ve already eaten five six since last
night (oops). Technically, they'll keep at least a week in a ziplock bag or airtight container.
-These guys are lovely super crisp, so be
patient with the second baking. Here is the recipe I used from Smitten Kitchen (with pictures). And, if chocolate is more your speed, try these guys, courtesy of grandma.